In A Tsary State

(Two women come into my grandpa’s locksmith shop and are saying really obnoxious things in Russian.)

Woman #1: “Careful, I think he may speak Russian.”

Woman #2: “That oaf? No way.”

Woman #1: “Maybe he does.”

Woman #2: “He doesn’t.”

Grandpa: *in Russian* “He does.”

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