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    In A Stupid Mood

    | Corolla, NC, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

    (At the checkout line, a customer and her grand daughter have placed mood rings all over their fingers.)

    Customer: “Isn’t it amazing how they know exactly what type of mood you’re in?”

    Me: “Would you to add any mood rings?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Well, it will be [price].”

    Customer: *pays*

    Me: “Your change is [change]”

    (I hand the customer one of the new five dollar bills.)

    Customer: “I think this bill is counterfeit.”

    Me: “I assure you, it’s not ma’am.”

    Customer: “Sure it is, it’s colored.”

    Me: “It’s actually a mood five. It changes according to your mood.”

    Customer: “The things they do with technology!”