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    , | Muskegon, MI, USA | Top

    Me: “911, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes?! Hello! I live at [location]. My husband was stabbed by a madman! Oh, god! He’s outside my bedroom door! He’s knocking on it!”

    Me: “Alright, ma’am, a police–”

    Caller: “What?!”

    (Suddenly, there is a lot of talking and a bit of laughing.)

    Caller, to someone else: “You ****! You scared the **** out of me! A prank?! I called the **** police! I could have gone to jail!”

    Caller, to me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. It’s a false alarm.”

    Me: “Um, alright.”

    Caller: “Actually, send over a cop car. I’m about to murder two men.”