Customer: *hands over US Currency while trying to buy a T-Shirt*

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t take US Currency. We do, however take debit, all major credit card–”

Customer: *cuts me off* “Why the hell can’t you take my money?! This is the U. S. OF A!”

Me: “No sir, this is the Yukon Territory, in Canada.”

Customer: “No it’s not! This is the USA! Alaska! I’ve been driving on the Alaska Highway for hours so that makes this Alaska!”

Me: “No sir. This is the Yukon…we’re part of Canada…the Alaska Highway LEADS to Alaska and–”

Customer: *again, cutting me off* “Don’t you ever look at a map?! The Yukon is IN Alaska, and that’s part of the United States! You HAVE to take my money!”

Me: “The Yukon is part of Canada, we are NEXT to Alaska, which is part of the United States…”

(The customer gets angry, slams his item on the counter and storms out, muttering something about “stupid kids.”)