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    Imaginary Return, Imaginary Refund

    | Adelaide, Australia |

    (A woman comes into our hardware store with an empty pot.)

    Customer: “Hi, how are you? I’d like to make a return.”

    Me: “Sure, what would you like to return today?”

    Customer: “I need to return this plant.” *holds up empty pot*

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you only have the pot there.”

    Customer: “Yeah, I know.”

    Me: “Well, you need to have the plant to return it.”

    Customer: “But I’ve already planted it!”

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