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Imaginary Return, Imaginary Refund
Hardware Store | Adelaide, Australia
(A woman comes into our hardware store with an empty pot.)
Customer: “Hi, how are you? I’d like to make a return.”
Me: “Sure, what would you like to return today?”
Customer: “I need to return this plant.” *holds up empty pot*
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you only have the pot there.”
Customer: “Yeah, I know.”
Me: “Well, you need to have the plant to return it.”
Customer: “But I’ve already planted it!”
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