I’m Too Sexy For My Kitchen

(A customer brings me the bowl from a salad spinner set.)

Customer: “How much is this hat?”

Me: “Ma’am, that goes to a salad set. It’s not a hat.”

(She doesn’t understand, so I tell her I’ll find the price. I come back with the whole set.)

Me: “You see ma’am, this is used to dry salad after you wash it. You turn the handle and–”

Customer: “I only want the hat, not the box and the hat!” *walks off*