I’m Tire’d Of These Calls

| St. John's, NL, Canada | Uncategorized

Me: “Sports department, [name] speaking.”

Caller: “Can you transfer me to the jewelry department?”

Me: “Uh, we don’t have a jewelry department.”

Caller: “Yes, you do. Just put me through.”

Me: “I’m pretty sure we don’t, ma’am. Let me ask.”

(I’m fairly new, so I go to customer service and ask.)

Me: “Yeah, sorry, ma’am. We definitely do not have a jewelry department.”

Caller: “WHAT?! Wal-Mart doesn’t have a jewelry department anymore?!”

Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t Wal-Mart. This is Canadian Tire.”

Caller: *hangs up*