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    | Myrtle Beach, SC, USA |

    (I work at an adult novelty shop.  A man and a woman come into the store together, obviously a pair.  The man comes to the front counter, pays for a sex toy (think of the first Austin Powers movie) and leaves. A bit later, the woman comes up to the front desk.)

    Woman: “Have you seen my husband?”

    Me: ¬†”Ooooh. Um. I think he just left.”

    Woman: “Oh, really?” *gets on her cellphone* “Hey, honey! Forget something!?”

    (A few moments later, the front door flies open and the man sulks in, meets back up with his wife, and they both leave together.)

    Coworker: “I’m glad he came back for her. I don’t think she’d fit in the lost-and-found.”