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    I’m In Ur Hubz Burnin Ur Portz

    | Utah, USA |

    Me: “Welcome to *** support, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “One of my computers doesn’t have internet.”

    Me: “Okay, is it in a hub?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Can you try a different port?”

    (I hear scuffling in the background.)

    Customer: “It works now.”

    Me: “Well, great. That port on your hub must be burned out. Just order a new hub from your admin, or use this port instead.”

    Customer: “But why?”

    Me: “Because it’s burned out.”

    Customer: “I know, but why is burned out?”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “I like this port! How could it be burned out?”

    Me: “It just is. It’s like reaching into a bag of chips and getting that green one: sometimes it just happens.”

    Customer: “That’s chips, this is a hub! I want to know why it burned out! Tell me why!”

    Me: “I don’t know! Terrorists or something did it!”

    Customer: *hangs up*

    Cube mate: “Terrorists?”