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    I’m Falling (And Calling) To Pieces

    | Saskatoon, Canada | Technology

    Me: “Thanks for calling. How can I help you?”

    (I hear a loud banging noise over the phone.)

    Caller: “Sorry, I dropped my phone.”

    (More banging.)

    Caller: “Oh, no! I dropped my remote. Hold on.”

    (A few minutes later…)

    Caller: “I got my remote now.”

    (More banging.)

    Caller: “My batteries just fell out.”

    (More banging.)

    Caller: “Are you still there? I dropped my phone.” *call drops*