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    If You’re Rude, You Get Screwed

    | Berlin, Germany | Top

    (I am serving a customer. He appears to be trying to impress his girlfriend.)

    Customer: “This wine is corked!”

    Me: “No, sir. It’s not corked.”

    Customer: “This is outrageous! How dare you? A simple server should never say I’m lying! I want to speak to the manager!”

    Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

    Customer: “This wine is corked, and this guy is calling me a liar!”

    Manager, to me: “How can you be so sure his wine is not corked?”

    Me: “The bottle had a screw cap.”