Makes You Believe A Cow Can Fly

(I am in sixth-grade math class, when the conversation gets a little off-topic:)

Teacher: “Animals are usually not allowed on airplanes, unless they are service animals, in which case they must be allowed onto the plane.”

Friend: “So if someone’s service animal was a cow, the cow could go on the airplane?”

Teacher: “Well… technically, I suppose so.”

Friend: “I AM BLIND, DEAF, AND MUTE, AND DEPEND ON MY TRUSTY COW FOR SURVIVAL!”