Oh What Fools These Mortals Be, Part 2
(I am in a bar near a ski resort. The bartender has an English accent.)
Me: “What part of Britain are you from?”
Bartender: “Stratford-on-Avon.”
Me: “Ah, home of The Bard.”
Bartender: “What?”
Me: “The Bard? Shakespeare?”
Bartender: “Uh…”
Me: “Where are you really from?”
Bartender: *leans in and whispers* “I’m from here, but the accent’s good for getting chicks!”
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