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    If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say…

    | Waco, TX, USA |

    (While performing a normal transaction…)

    Bank customer: “When is your baby due?”

    Me, smiling: “Oh, I had my baby 5 months ago! She’s doing wonderfully.”

    Bank customer: *waves her hand around her face in a circle* “Oh, I guess you still haven’t lost your baby fat.”

    Me: “…”