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If You Control Your Movements Enough, Then Yes

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(I approach a lady looking at a particular paint being advertised as good for faux painting techniques.)

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “Yeah, does this paint come with the stripes in it?”

Me: “Um… you mean, if you paint the wall with that paint, will
stripes magically appear?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: *stifling laughter* “No.”