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Hardware Store | Indiana, USA
(I approach a lady looking at a particular paint being advertised as good for faux painting techniques.)
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Yeah, does this paint come with the stripes in it?”
Me: “Um… you mean, if you paint the wall with that paint, will
stripes magically appear?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *stifling laughter* “No.”
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