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    | Coral Springs, FL, USA |

    Me: “Hi! How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I like that little teddy bear with the sweater. How much is it?”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, the teddy bear comes with this gift set of fragrance and body wash. It’s $30.”

    Customer: “No. Just the bear.”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, I have no way to just ring up the bear as it comes with the gift set only.”

    Customer: “Then how do I get the bear?”

    Me: “Well, you would have to buy this gift set. It’s a very popular and only $30.”

    Customer: “No, thank you. I’ll just take the bear today. How much?”

    Me: “Ma’am, we do have a good deal for the holidays. I can sell you the bear, for only $30, and not only that, but I will throw in this fragrance gift set, just for you.”

    Customer: “Thank you so very much, dear!”