Me: “Have a good day, sir.”

Old man: “Thank you. Is your family doing anything for the 4th of July?”

Me: “Not really. We’re Canadian so we may hold a BBQ on July 1st, which is Canada Day.”

Old man: “WHAT? You’re not American? I thought all foreigners had to become American when they came to this country!”

Me: “No sir, my family all has green cards, so we’re all still Canadian citizens.”

Old man: “I’M SICK OF ALL YOU F***ING ILLEGAL ALIENS TAKING ALL OUR F***ING JOBS! AN AMERICAN BOY SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOB!”

Related:
The War Of 1812 Redux