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    If L’apostrophe, Then French

    | Queensland, Australia |

    (A very angry customer brings a small bag of instant coffee to the counter.)

    Customer: “HOW DARE YOU STOCK THIS?!”

    Me: “Um, I’m sorry… can I help you, sir?”

    Customer: “This is Australia! How dare you support some French s*** in our country?!”

    Me: “Excuse me, sir?”

    Customer: “THIS!” *holds the bag out* “See! Right here: ‘Proudly Supporting Jun’ar Ne’ball In Australia.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it actually says, “Proudly supporting Junior Netball in Australia.”