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    If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Fish

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    Customer: “I think my dog is allergic to this food I bought here.”

    Me: “That’s too bad. Would you like to exchange it for another kind?”

    Customer: “It’s the fish in it. I thought fish was good for dogs.”

    Me: “It is unless they are allergic to it, every dog is different. Why don’t you try this one? It has duck in it.”

    Customer: “Duck? Duck is fish!”

    Me: “No, it’s not.”

    Customer: “Well, what is it then?”

    Me: “Ducks are birds.”

    Customer: “But they go in the water!”