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    If Dr. Phil Has Hair, I’m A Friggin’ Sasquatch

    | Dallas, TX, USA |

    Customer: “I’m looking for that book by the guy with the hair.”

    Me: “The…guy with the hair?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I saw it on TV this morning. It has a red cover, I think…”

    Me: “What was it about?”

    Customer: “Ummm…I think it was about losing weight?”

    Me, making an intuitive leap: “Was it The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution by Dr. Phil McGraw?”

    Customer: “That’s it!”

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