July Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

If A Tree Falls In A Forest…

| Melbourne, Australia | Uncategorized

Me: “Welcome to [restaurant] how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to book a table for three for tonight.”

Me: “No problem, we have one available, what time would you like to come in?”

Customer: “Around 1 am.”

Me: “Um, sir, we close at 11 pm.”

Customer: “But I want a table at 1 am. You should stay open and wait for us.”

Me: “Are you joking?”

Customer: “No, I am not joking. If you wont give me a table at, 1 am I won’t come and eat at your restaurant!”

Me: “Well, you can come here at 1 am, but no one will be here.”

Customer: “Well, I’m going to come down there at 1 am and knock until you open the door!”

Me: “Okay… see you then, sir…”