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    | Colorado, USA |

    (Mexican restaurant; the pico de gallo salsa is the same as mild)

    Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.”

    Me: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.”

    Lady: “…But I want both.”

    Me: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”