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    Idle Hands Are The Devil’s Dishwasher

    | Christchurch, New Zealand | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like to purchase this dishwasher.”

    Me: “Sorry, we don’t actually have any in stock at the moment. It’s about a week’s wait.”

    Customer: “That’s not good enough! I NEED ONE TODAY! How am I supposed to do the dishes if I don’t have a dishwasher for a whole week?!”