Identity Crisis
At The Checkout, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Tattoo Parlor, Underaged, USA | Right
| September 3, 2009
Customer: “Hi, I want twenty Marlboros.”
Me: “Do you have any ID at all?”
(The customer lifts his right sleeve on his t-shirt to reveal a tattoo of a date.)
Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t accept that.”
Customer: “Why not? That’s my f****** date of birth! You think I’d just get some random date done on my arm?”
Me: “We need photo ID, sir, like a driver’s license or a passport.”
(The customer points at his face.)
Me: “Umm…”
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