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    I’d Be Loin If I Said Didn’t Like Your Package

    | Illinois, USA | Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

    (I work in a specialty meat shop. An older man orders several specific cuts of meat, including a pork loin cut into chops. It is store policy that we ask the customers how they want each item wrapped. When the chops are ready, I overhear this exchange between the customer and a female coworker.)

    Coworker: “Sir, how would you want your loin packaged?”

    Customer: “Are you propositioning me?”

    Coworker: *speechless*

    (Everyone else in the shop bursts into laughter.)