Didn’t Order It With Salami
(My boyfriend and I order a pizza.)
Boyfriend: *grabs a slice of pizza, takes a bite, then puts it back in the box*
Me: “D*** it, [Boyfriend]! Quit doing that! I don’t want your mouth germs all over my half of the pizza!”
Boyfriend: “You kiss me all the time! What’s the difference?”
Me: “Yeah, well, I suck your d*** all the time, but I still don’t want you flopping it out on my food!”
Boyfriend: “…good point.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?