I Sense Toil And Trouble
(A customer hands me a ticket to a movie that we are not ready to let people into yet.)
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. The auditorium for [Movie] is just being cleaned right now.”
Customer #1: “Oh, okay. No problem.”
Customer #2: *comes running up to me* “What did you say about [Movie]? What’s wrong?”
Me: “Nothing is wrong. We’re just cleaning the seats and aisles before we let people in.”
Customer #2: “Oh, thank goodness! I thought you said it was being ‘cleansed.’ I don’t want a movie theater that believes in that new-age, spiritual, witchcraft stuff!”
Me: “Oh. Nothing like that happens here.”
Customer #2: “Good!”
(The movie she was waiting to see? ‘Season Of The Witch.’)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?