No Fork In The Road For These Two
(My girlfriend and I are telling one another how much we love each other, and how good a match we are.)
Girlfriend: “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.”
Me: “You’re the peas in my pod.”
Girlfriend: “You’re the mac to my cheese.”
Me: “You’re the fork to my spoon.”
Girlfriend: *excitedly* “We’ll get to have spork babies!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?