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    I Put A Spell On You… And You.. And You…

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    (I’ve just helped a customer find a pair of shoes.)

    Customer: “Thanks so much. It’s so great the last pair was in my size!”

    Me: “Yeah, that was pretty lucky.”

    Customer: *completely serious* “Oh, it wasn’t luck. I put a curse on everyone with the same shoe size as me so they wouldn’t buy these shoes.”