Too Cute For Kisses

(My boyfriend is getting ready to go to work, and I’m lying in bed. He always asks for a kiss on his way out.)

Boyfriend: “Gimmie kiss.”

Me: “No! Don’t kiss me!”

Boyfriend: “Why not?”

Me: “Every time you kiss me, you go away. Maybe if you don’t kiss me, you won’t have to go.”

(He makes a ‘you’re killing me with cute’ face, and leans down to hug me.)

Boyfriend: “Aww, kitten! That’s not true. Sometimes I kiss you, and we continue watching TV or whatever.”

(He kisses me, and I look at him wide-eyed and mock-hopefully.)

Me: “Can we watch TV now?”

Boyfriend: “Kitten, you’re breaking my heart!”