(I overheard a fellow salesperson’s sale. He was with a customer but another customer interrupts.)

Customer: “I want to make you offer on this laptop. I give you $650.”

Coworker: “Sorry, sir, the price is $749.”

Customer: *looks at his wife and nods* “I give you $650 plus 3 chicken!”

Coworker: *fighting back a smile* “Sorry, the price is $749.”