I Meant What I Said And I Said What I Meant
Restaurant | Albuquerque, NM, USA | Food & Drink
Me: “What can I get you, sir?”
Customer #1: “Um, I’d like a quickie.”
Me: *offended* “EXCUSE ME?”
Customer#1: “A quickie!” *licks his lips*
(Offended, I skip him and serve the next table.)
Customer #2: *apparently having overheard* “I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”
Me, to customer #1: “Oh! You meant quiche?”
Customer #1: “No!”
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The Horrors Of Mispronunciation, Part 3
The Horrors Of Mispronunciation, Part 2
The Horrors Of Mispronunciation
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