I Like My Coworkers Better That Way…

(I’m dropping off some papers to another coworker. As he goes through it, he notices one of the documents appears to be from another country.)

Coworker #1: “What the…? What’s this from?”

Me: “Hey, it’s from Turkey.”

Coworker #1: “Yeah, you’re right. It’s from Istanbul.”

Coworker #2: “You mean Constantinople?”

Me: “No, it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople.”

Coworker #2: “Been a long time gone Constantinople?”

Coworker #1: “Yeah, it’s now a Turkish delight on a moonlit night.”

Coworker #2: “Why did Constantinople get the works?”

Me: *shrugs* “That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.” *walks off*

(Sometimes, I love my coworkers.)