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I Hope You’re Pool-ing My Leg

| Somerset, England, UK | Extra Stupid

Me: “Good afternoon, [business name]. How can I help?”

Caller: “Yes, I’ve been looking at your seven-foot pool tables on your website, and I have a few questions.”

Me: “Okay, that’s fine. What would you like to know?”

Caller: “So, seven feet…is that the height?”