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    I Hear Santa Has The Same Issue

    | Arizona, USA |

    (I work in a call center where we take reservations for a Christmas event.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling ****, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “My wife has a severe phobia of midgets. Will the elves be actual little people?”

    Me: “The people dressed as elves are normal sized, but I can’t guarantee any of the patrons won’t be midgets.”