I Hear Santa Has The Same Issue

| Arizona, USA | Uncategorized

(I work in a call center where we take reservations for a Christmas event.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ****, how may I help you?”

Customer: “My wife has a severe phobia of midgets. Will the elves be actual little people?”

Me: “The people dressed as elves are normal sized, but I can’t guarantee any of the patrons won’t be midgets.”