I Have No Words
(I’ve been walking downtown with my girlfriend. We’ve been talking about how different people communicate differently, when we spot a homeless man wandering aimlessly towards us.)
Me: “…as I was saying, even family members or people that are close to each other usually understand the same words differently, so, it is highly probable that a complete stranger will use a completely different set of words to communicate—”
(At this point the homeless man is right in front of us.)
Homeless Man: *waving hands* “AAAAHHHHHHH!”
Girlfriend: *waving hands* “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
(The homeless man just blinks and wanders off.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?