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    I Have Lost A Dream

    | Raleigh, NC, USA |

    Lost customer: “Excuse me, sir. I’m lost. Can you help me, please?”

    Me: “Sure. What are you looking for?”

    Lost customer: “I’m looking for Milkjer Blvd.”

    Me: “I’ve never heard of it.”

    Lost customer: “Yeah, it’s a weird spelling. But it’s clearly Milkjer Blvd.”

    Me: “Can I see your directions?”

    Lost customer: “Sure. See, it’s spelled M-L-K-J-r Blvd.”