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    | IL, USA | Health & Body, Tourists/Travel

    (Our beach normally has a 15-minute swim break to clear the water to make sure no one is missing, and to allow the lifeguards a short break. Today is incredibly busy and hot, and we are extremely understaffed since most of the college students have returned to school. The manager has just announced a 30-minute swim break. I am at the beach gate, where we collect the entrance fees.)

    Woman: *in a rude tone* “Who just made that announcement? Where is that person?”

    Me: “The beach manager. They are in the lifeguard office. Is there something I can help you with?”

    Woman: “What do they mean a 30-minute swim break?! That’s ridiculous!”

    Me: “Well, we always have a 15-minute swim break, but today they are extending it to 30 minutes for a few reasons. For one, since there are so many people it takes more time to clear the water. Also, we are understaffed today and have already had one lifeguard go home sick. The longer break allows the lifeguards time for a break so they can be focused when they go on the stands.”

    Woman: “This is insane! I can’t believe this place! How inconsiderate!” *storms off*

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