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    I Got Alky On My Mind

    | Grand Rapids, MI, USA |

    (I work at a small, independent coffee shop. You will be surprised how often things like this happen.)

    Customer: “Do you sell alcohol?”

    Me: “No, we only sell coffee.”

    Customer: “But it says shots on the menu.”

    Me: “Espresso shots.”

    Customer: “What kind of liquor is that?”