I Gave Birth To A Guinea Pig

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Me: “Hi there ma’am, what can I get for you today?”

Customer, with her young son: “Yeah, could I have a piece of that bologna so my son can taste it?”

Me: “Sure, would you like to try it too?”

Customer: “Oh no thanks. I just want to see if my son is allergic.”

Me: “…”