November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

I Forgot To Remember To Forget

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(A customer hears an Elvis song playing and starts the following conversation with me.)

Customer: “Oh, I love Elvis. He’s the best! Do you know who Elvis is?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, I do.”

Customer: “Oh, I can’t believe you don’t know who Elvis is!”

Me: “Uh…I said I do.”

Customer: “Oh, you kids nowadays…don’t know any good music!”

Me: *giving up* “Yeah, I guess not.”

(Two days later, she comes in with a huge Elvis poster and asks for me at the register.)

Customer: “Hey, where’s that foreign girl who doesn’t know who Elvis is?”