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    I Don’t Work Here Does Not Work Here, Part 3

    | Florida, USA | Extra Stupid

    (I used to work at this drugstore store before I left to have my child; note that the bathrooms have a lock on them to avoid theft. This take place almost two years after I’ve gone. I’ve stopped in to have lunch with a former coworker, and have my daughter in a stroller when a customer walks up to me.)

    Customer: “You! I need to be let into the bathroom.”

    Me: *confused* “Okay…”

    Customer: “Well, aren’t you going to let me in?!”

    Me: “I don’t work here.”

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me. I’ve seen you here before!”

    Me: “Well, I used to work here, but that was almost two years ago.”

    Customer: “So, are you going to let me in?”

    Me: “I can’t. I don’t know the code.”

    Customer: “But you work here!”

    Me: “Sir, no I don’t. I haven’t worked here in almost two years. They change the codes every six months.”

    Customer: “You’re just being lazy and don’t want to work!”

    Me: “Why would I be at work with my kid?”

    Customer: “Don’t play games with me. Just open the d*** door!”

    (At this point, an assistant manager who I know walks over.)

    Assistant Manager: “Is there a problem?”

    Customer: “Yes! This lazy b**** won’t do her d*** job and open the bathroom up!”

    Assistant Manager: “She doesn’t work here, and you need to watch how you speak to people.”

    Customer: “F*** you!”

    Assistant Manager: “Now I have to ask you to leave.”

    Customer: “YOU CAN’T KICK ME OUT!”

    Assistant Manager: “Yeah, I can. The bathroom is for paying customers only.”

    Customer: “Then I’ll buy something!”

    Assistant Manager: “That ship has sailed. I suggest you go next door to the fast food restaurant.”

    Customer: “I’LL SUE YOU!”

    Me: “For what exactly? Badgering another customer because you have some delusion that we are keeping the bathroom all to ourselves?”

    Customer:“You can’t talk to me like that! I DEMAND she be fired!”

    Assistant Manager: “You want me to fire someone who doesn’t work here?”

    Customer: “WHY WON’T ANY OF YOU DO YOUR JOBS?!” *runs out of the store, screaming about the bathroom*

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