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I Don’t Work Here, Actually Worked Here, Part 2

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(I am a customer at the grocery store a week before Christmas, dressed very casually in a hoodie, jeans, and t-shirt. I’m waiting in the candy aisle for an employee to return, as I’ve asked her to find a specific brand for me. While I wait, I decide to be nice and help clean up fallen candy in the aisle. As I do so, a woman enters the aisle and stands 15 feet away from me but says nothing. After a minute, she finally speaks.)

Customer: “Bridge mix.”

Me: *completely baffled* “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t know what that is.”

Customer: “It’s got chocolate and nuts.”

Me: “Well, chocolate is down at that end of the aisle.”

Customer: *goes down, comes back* “It’s not there.”

Me: “Well, I don’t know, ma’am, I’m sorry. I don’t work here.”

Customer: “You don’t work here?”

(I smile and nod and go back to hanging the candy back up, thinking the exchange is over.)

Customer: “You’re stocking.”

Me: “Oh, no! I don’t work here! I’m just cleaning up the mess until the woman who is helping me gets back.”

Customer: “You don’t work here.”

Me: “Right.”

Customer: “But you’re cleaning up the shelves?”

Me: “Yes.”

(After a few moments she goes back down towards the chocolate section of the aisle to check again. I happen to look up and notice, on the highest row of candy, several bags of bridge mix.)

Me: “Ma’am? I found it!”

Customer: *comes scurrying over; sees it* “I need it about ten times bigger than that.”

Me: “Well, there are more than ten bags here.”

Customer: “What’s the price say?”

Me: *stands on tiptoe to see* “The thing is blank, so, free?”

Customer: “Typical.”

Me: “Well, I hope you find it. Happy holidays.”

Customer: “You learned something today!” *heads off*

(Eventually the employee woman came back with my candy, and I was able to go off to do the rest of my shopping. However, I kept running into Bridge Mix Woman, and every time, she would tell me, ‘You learned something today!’ That’s why I gave the woman who ACTUALLY worked there a big hug!)

I Don’t Work Here, Actually Worked Here