I Could Not, Would Not, On A Boat, But Maybe A Goat
Me: “Hello, [Travel Agency]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “Hello, I have a question.”
Me: “Sure, go ahead.”
Caller: “Do you offer cruise packages?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we do.”
Caller: “Would that be on a ship?”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.