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    I Came, I Complained, I Became An Employee

    | Houston, TX, USA |

    Customer: “I’d like a table for two, please.”

    Me:” For two? Alright, it should only be about a minute. We have some tables being cleaned right now.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

    (Thirty seconds later…)

    Customer: “Oh my God! what is taking so long?!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, our busser is still cleaning the table. He should be done in a couple of minutes.”

    Customer: “Ugh! Well, this is just taking forever. Y’know, at my house, it wouldn’t take me this long to clean up my table!”

    Me: “Umm… want a job?”

    Customer: “What?! Oh…that was good.” *smiles*

    (After that, she calmly waited for the table to be cleaned.)