Hypothetical Intelligence
(I work for a political party and am making polling calls.)
Me: “Hello, my name is [My Name] and I’m calling on behalf of the [Political Party]. Do you have time to take a quick survey for us?”
Caller: “Yes.”
Me: “Thank you. If there was a general election tomorrow, who do you think you would vote for?”
Caller: “There’s a general election tomorrow?”
Me: “No, but if there was, who do you think you would vote for?”
Caller: “I would have trouble getting to the polling station. Are you offering a lift?”
Me: “No… it’s a hypothetical election question about who would you vote for.”
Caller: “Sorry, I have to go to the doctors tomorrow!”
Me: *gives up*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?