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Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Dumb
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(I was working my shift at the dorm security desk when one of the building’s residents walked up.)
Resident: “Ow! I just burnt myself.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. How did you burn yourself?”
Resident: “I licked the flame part of a lighter.”
Me: “What–why?!”
Resident: “I wanted to see what it would taste like. I knew it would be hot, but I wanted to know what KIND of hot…like, maybe it would be SPICY hot.”
Me: “…”
Resident: “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
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