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    | San Jose, CA, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids

    (A customer of about 85 years old approaches customer service. It is Father’s Day.)

    Customer: “Where do you keep your belts?”

    Me: “Over in the men’s department.”

    Customer: “And where do you keep your grooming sets?”

    Me: “In the men’s department as well.”

    Customer: “Oh thanks! I’m buying a Father’s day present for my Dad and Grandfather!”

    (I tell him he’s welcome and turn back to what I was doing. I noticed a few seconds later he’s still there.)

    Me: “Is there something else I can help you with?”

    Customer: *grinning widely* “Do you believe me?!”