(A man and woman come to my register with a cart full of dog products. They have no dog with them, but the man notices the bowl of dog treats we keep at the registers for dogs who come into the store.)

Man: “Can I have one of those?”

Me: “Sure, go ahead.”

Man: *takes a dog treat from the bowl and eats it*

Me: “Sir?!”

Woman: “Don’t worry, he’s tried dog treats before.”

Man: “Yeah, this one tasted like s***.”