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    | Deming, NM, USA |

    (I was finishing checking out an elderly man’s purchases when this exchange happened.)

    Me: “Have a nice day!”

    Customer: “When you’re 85 years old and you wake up with a pulse, and your next door neighbor isn’t hitting you over the head with a shovel, you’re having a good day.”

    Me: “…”